Merge remote-tracking branch 'gum/master'

33 files changed, 1014 insertions, 421 deletions

diff --git a/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/citadel-bot.json b/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/citadel-bot.json
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..0967ef424
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/citadel-bot.json
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+{}
diff --git a/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/voicerss.apikey b/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/voicerss.apikey
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..e69de29bb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/0tests/data/secrets/hass/voicerss.apikey
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/cake/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/cake/config.nix
index 8617578f0..eaaac8f41 100644
--- a/makefu/1systems/cake/config.nix
+++ b/makefu/1systems/cake/config.nix
@@ -5,14 +5,14 @@ in {
   imports = [
     <stockholm/makefu>
     ./hardware-config.nix
+    { environment.systemPackages = with pkgs;[ rsync screen curl git tmux picocom mosh ];}
     # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tools/core.nix>
-    { environment.systemPackages = with pkgs;[ rsync screen curl git ];}
     <stockholm/makefu/2configs/binary-cache/nixos.nix>
     #<stockholm/makefu/2configs/support-nixos.nix>
     <stockholm/makefu/2configs/homeautomation/default.nix>
     <stockholm/makefu/2configs/homeautomation/google-muell.nix>
-# configure your hw:
-# <stockholm/makefu/2configs/save-diskspace.nix>
+    # configure your hw:
+    # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/save-diskspace.nix>
   ];
   krebs = {
     enable = true;
@@ -24,5 +24,4 @@ in {
   documentation.man.enable = false;
   services.nixosManual.enable = false;
   sound.enable = false;
-
 }
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/filepimp/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/filepimp/config.nix
index 30ba61a9b..e023c2885 100644
--- a/makefu/1systems/filepimp/config.nix
+++ b/makefu/1systems/filepimp/config.nix
@@ -48,7 +48,6 @@ in {
   hardware.cpu.amd.updateMicrocode = true;
 
   zramSwap.enable = true;
-  zramSwap.numDevices = 2;
 
   makefu.snapraid = let
     toMedia = name: "/media/" + name;
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/firecracker/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/config.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..87f500287
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/config.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+{ config, lib, pkgs, ... }:
+let
+  primaryInterface = "eth0";
+in {
+  imports = [
+    <stockholm/makefu>
+    ./hardware-config.nix
+    # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tools/core.nix>
+    { environment.systemPackages = with pkgs;[ rsync screen curl git ];}
+    <stockholm/makefu/2configs/binary-cache/nixos.nix>
+    #<stockholm/makefu/2configs/support-nixos.nix>
+# configure your hw:
+# <stockholm/makefu/2configs/save-diskspace.nix>
+  ];
+  krebs = {
+    enable = true;
+    tinc.retiolum.enable = true;
+    build.host = config.krebs.hosts.firecracker;
+  };
+  networking.firewall.trustedInterfaces = [ primaryInterface ];
+  documentation.info.enable = false;
+  documentation.man.enable = false;
+  services.nixosManual.enable = false;
+  sound.enable = false;
+}
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/firecracker/hardware-config.nix b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/hardware-config.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..b821a3375
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/hardware-config.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,30 @@
+{ pkgs, lib, ... }:
+{
+  boot.kernelParams = lib.mkForce ["console=ttyS2,1500000n8" "earlycon=uart8250,mmio32,0xff1a0000" "earlyprintk"];
+  boot.loader.grub.enable = false;
+  boot.loader.generic-extlinux-compatible.enable = true;
+  boot.loader.generic-extlinux-compatible.configurationLimit = 1;
+  boot.loader.generationsDir.enable = lib.mkDefault false;
+  boot.supportedFilesystems = lib.mkForce [ "vfat" ];
+
+  boot.tmpOnTmpfs = lib.mkForce false;
+  boot.cleanTmpDir = true;
+  hardware.enableRedistributableFirmware = true;
+
+  ## wifi not working, will be fixed with https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/pull/53747
+  boot.kernelPackages = pkgs.linuxPackages_latest;
+  networking.wireless.enable = true;
+  # File systems configuration for using the installer's partition layout
+  swapDevices = [ { device = "/var/swap"; size = 4096; } ];
+  fileSystems = {
+    "/boot" = {
+      device = "/dev/disk/by-label/NIXOS_BOOT";
+      fsType = "vfat";
+    };
+    "/" = {
+      device = "/dev/disk/by-label/NIXOS_SD";
+      fsType = "ext4";
+    };
+  };
+
+}
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/firecracker/source.nix b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/source.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..22c40039e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/firecracker/source.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+{
+  name="cake";
+  full = true;
+}
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/gum/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/gum/config.nix
index 7bc06f833..9585d8599 100644
--- a/makefu/1systems/gum/config.nix
+++ b/makefu/1systems/gum/config.nix
@@ -97,6 +97,24 @@ in {
       # sharing
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/share/gum.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/torrent.nix>
+      { services.sickbeard = {
+        enable = true;
+        package = pkgs.sickgear;
+          user = "sickbeard";
+          group = "download";
+          port = 8280;
+        };
+        services.nginx.virtualHosts."sick.makefu.r" = {
+          locations."/".proxyPass = http://localhost:8280;
+          extraConfig = ''
+            if ( $server_addr = "${external-ip}" ) {
+              return 403;
+            }
+          '';
+        };
+        users.users.sickbeard.extraGroups = [ "nginx" ];
+      }
+      { nixpkgs.config.allowUnfree = true; }
       #<stockholm/makefu/2configs/retroshare.nix>
       ## <stockholm/makefu/2configs/ipfs.nix>
       #<stockholm/makefu/2configs/syncthing.nix>
@@ -111,6 +129,7 @@ in {
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/iodined.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bitlbee.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/wireguard/server.nix>
+      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/wireguard/wiregrill.nix>
 
       # Removed until move: no extra mails
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/urlwatch>
@@ -153,11 +172,17 @@ in {
 
   makefu.dl-dir = "/var/download";
 
-  services.openssh.hostKeys = [
+  services.openssh.hostKeys = lib.mkForce [
     { bits = 4096; path = (toString <secrets/ssh_host_rsa_key>); type = "rsa"; }
     { path = (toString <secrets/ssh_host_ed25519_key>); type = "ed25519"; } ];
   ###### stable
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts.cgit.serverAliases = [ "cgit.euer.krebsco.de" ];
+
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts."cgit.euer.krebsco.de" = {
+    forceSSL = true;
+    enableACME = true;
+    locations."/".proxyPass = "http://cgit.gum.r";
+  };
+
   krebs.build.host = config.krebs.hosts.gum;
 
   # Network
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/gum/hardware-config.nix b/makefu/1systems/gum/hardware-config.nix
index 857fad7aa..e49b621e7 100644
--- a/makefu/1systems/gum/hardware-config.nix
+++ b/makefu/1systems/gum/hardware-config.nix
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ in {
   boot.loader.grub.enable = true;
   boot.loader.grub.version = 2;
   boot.loader.grub.devices = [ main-disk ];
-  boot.initrd.kernelModules = [  "dm-raid" "dm_cache" ];
+  boot.initrd.kernelModules = [  "dm-raid" "dm_cache" "dm-thin-pool" ];
   boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
     "ata_piix" "vmw_pvscsi" "virtio_pci" "sd_mod" "ahci"
     "xhci_pci" "ehci_pci" "ahci" "sd_mod"
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@ in {
   fileSystems."/var/www/binaergewitter" = {
     device = "/dev/nixos/binaergewitter";
     fsType = "ext4";
-    options = [ "nofail" "x-systemd.automount" "x-systemd.device-timeout=5s" "x-systemd.mount-timeout=5s" ];
+    options = [ "nofail" ];
   };
   fileSystems."/var/lib/borgbackup" = {
     device = "/dev/nixos/backup";
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/sdcard/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/config.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..4e3c22a30
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/config.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+{ config, pkgs, lib, ... }:
+let
+  kernel = pkgs.callPackage ./kernel.nix {
+      kernelPatches = with pkgs.kernelPatches; [
+      #  kernelPatches.bridge_stp_helper
+      #  kernelPatches.modinst_arg_list_too_long
+      ];
+    };
+in
+{
+  imports = [
+    <nixpkgs/nixos/modules/installer/cd-dvd/sd-image-aarch64.nix>
+    # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/minimal.nix>
+  ];
+  # TODO: NIX_PATH and nix.nixPath are being set by default.nix right now
+  # cd ~/stockholm ; nix build config.system.build.sdImage -I  nixos-config=makefu/1systems/sdcard/config.nix -f /home/makefu/nixpkgs/nixos
+
+  boot.kernelParams = ["console=ttyS2,1500000" "earlycon=uart8250,mmio32,0xff1a0000"];
+  # boot.kernelPackages = pkgs.linuxPackages_latest;
+  boot.kernelPackages = pkgs.linuxPackagesFor kernel;
+  boot.supportedFilesystems = lib.mkForce [ "vfat" "f2fs" "xfs" "ntfs" "cifs" ];
+
+  # krebs.hidden-ssh.enable = true;
+  environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [
+    aria2
+    ddrescue
+  ];
+  environment.extraInit = ''
+    EDITOR=vim
+  '';
+  # iso-specific
+  services.openssh = {
+    enable = true;
+    hostKeys = [
+      { bits = 8192; type = "ed25519"; path = "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_ed25519_key"; }
+    ];
+  };
+  # enable ssh in the iso boot process
+  systemd.services.sshd.wantedBy = lib.mkForce [ "multi-user.target" ];
+}
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/sdcard/kernel.nix b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/kernel.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..df5e7ada9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/kernel.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+{ fetchFromGitLab, buildLinux, ... } @ args:
+buildLinux (args // rec {
+  version = "4.4.55";
+  modDirVersion = "4.4.55";
+  extraMeta.branch = "4.4";
+  defconfig = "firefly_linux_defconfig";
+
+  src = fetchFromGitLab {
+    owner = "TeeFirefly";
+    repo = "linux-kernel";
+    rev = "firefly_0821_release";
+    sha256 = "1fwj9cm5ysz286znrr3fyrhfn903m84i7py4rv3y3h9avxb3zl1r";
+  };
+  extraMeta.platforms = [ "aarch64-linux" ];
+} // (args.argsOverride or {}))
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/sdcard/source.nix b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/source.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..6bef8ada9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/1systems/sdcard/source.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+{
+  name="iso";
+}
diff --git a/makefu/1systems/wbob/config.nix b/makefu/1systems/wbob/config.nix
index ab77f16dd..ad7fc825c 100644
--- a/makefu/1systems/wbob/config.nix
+++ b/makefu/1systems/wbob/config.nix
@@ -16,15 +16,16 @@ in {
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tools/core-gui.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tools/extra-gui.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tools/media.nix>
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/virtualisation/libvirt.nix>
+      # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/virtualisation/libvirt.nix>
+      # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/virtualisation/virtualbox.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/tinc/retiolum.nix>
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/mqtt.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/gui/wbob-kiosk.nix>
 
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/gui/studio-virtual.nix>
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/audio/jack-on-pulse.nix>
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/audio/realtime-audio.nix>
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/vncserver.nix>
+      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/logging/server.nix>
 
       # Services
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/hydra/stockholm.nix>
@@ -33,7 +34,7 @@ in {
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bluetooth-mpd.nix>
 
       # Sensors
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/client.nix>
+      # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/client.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/collectd-client.nix>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/telegraf>
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/telegraf/airsensor.nix>
@@ -44,16 +45,10 @@ in {
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/stats/telegraf/bamstats.nix>
       { environment.systemPackages = [ pkgs.vlc ]; }
 
-      {
-        # Risikoübernahme
-        nixpkgs.config.permittedInsecurePackages = [
-          "homeassistant-0.77.2"
-        ];
-      }
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation>
+      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation> # new hass entry point
       <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/led-fader.nix>
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/mpd.nix>
-      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/hass.nix>
+      # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/mpd.nix> #mpd is only used for TTS
+      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/mqtt.nix>
       (let
           collectd-port = 25826;
           influx-port = 8086;
@@ -85,6 +80,7 @@ in {
           '';
       })
 
+      <stockholm/makefu/2configs/backup/state.nix>
       # temporary
       # <stockholm/makefu/2configs/temp/rst-issue.nix>
   ];
@@ -106,6 +102,7 @@ in {
 
     LoadPlugin curl
     <Plugin curl>
+      Interval 300
       TotalTime true
       NamelookupTime true
       ConnectTime true
diff --git a/makefu/2configs/Reaktor/bgt.nix b/makefu/2configs/Reaktor/bgt.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..42325bcd6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/2configs/Reaktor/bgt.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+{ pkgs, ... }:
+{
+  krebs.Reaktor.reaktor-bgt = {
+    nickname = "Reaktor|bgt";
+    workdir = "/var/lib/Reaktor/bgt";
+    channels = [ "#binaergewitter" ];
+    plugins = with pkgs.ReaktorPlugins;
+    [ titlebot
+      # stockholm-issue
+      nixos-version
+      # shack-correct
+      # sed-plugin
+      random-emoji ];
+  };
+}
diff --git a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/10h_timer.nix b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/10h_timer.nix
deleted file mode 100644
index dd747114e..000000000
--- a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/10h_timer.nix
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,154 +0,0 @@
-[
-  { alias = "start Felix 10h";
-    trigger = {
-      platform = "state";
-      entity_id = [ "device_tracker.felix_phone" "device_tracker.felix_laptop" ];
-      from =  "not_home";
-      to = "home";
-    };
-    condition = {
-      condition = "and";
-      conditions = [
-        {
-          condition = "state";
-          entity_id = "timer.felix_10h";
-          state =  "idle";
-        }
-        {
-          condition = "time";
-          after   = "06:00:00";
-          before  = "12:00:00";
-        }
-      ];
-    };
-    action = [
-      { service = "timer.start";
-        entity_id =  [ "timer.felix_10h" "timer.felix_8_30h" "timer.felix_7h" ] ;
-      }
-      { service = "homeassistant.turn_on";
-        entity_id =  [
-          "script.buzz_red_led_fast"
-          "script.blitz_10s"
-        ];
-      }
-      { service = "light.turn_on";
-      data = {
-          effect = "2";
-          entity_id =  [ "light.status_felix" ];
-        };
-      }
-    ];
-  }
-
-  { alias = "Disable Felix timer at button press";
-    trigger = {
-      platform = "state";
-      entity_id = "binary_sensor.redbutton";
-      to = "on";
-    };
-    condition = {
-      condition = "and";
-      conditions = [
-        {
-          condition = "state";
-          entity_id = "timer.felix_10h";
-          state =  "active";
-        }
-        {
-          condition = "time";
-          after = "12:00:00";
-          before  = "22:00:00";
-        }
-      ];
-    };
-    action =
-    [
-      {
-        service = "timer.cancel";
-        entity_id =  [ "timer.felix_10h" "timer.felix_8_30h" "timer.felix_7h" ];
-      }
-      {
-        service = "homeassistant.turn_on";
-        entity_id =  [ "script.buzz_red_led_fast"  ];
-      }
-      {
-        service = "homeassistant.turn_off";
-        entity_id =  [ "light.status_felix"  ];
-      }
-    ];
-  }
-
-  {
-    alias = "Genug gearbeitet Felix";
-    trigger =
-    {
-      platform = "event";
-      event_type = "timer.finished";
-      event_data.entity_id = "timer.felix_7h";
-    };
-    action =
-    [
-      { service = "light.turn_on";
-        data = {
-          rgb_color= [0 255 0];
-          # effect = "0";
-          entity_id =  [ "light.status_felix" ];
-        };
-      }
-    ];
-  }
-
-  {
-    alias = "nun aber nach hause";
-    trigger =
-    {
-      platform = "event";
-      event_type = "timer.finished";
-      event_data.entity_id = "timer.felix_8_30h";
-    };
-    action =
-    [
-      { service = "light.turn_on";
-        data = {
-          rgb_color= [255 255 0];
-          # effect = "0";
-          entity_id =  [ "light.status_felix" ];
-        };
-      }
-    ];
-  }
-
-  {
-    alias = "Zu lange Felix!";
-    trigger =
-    {
-      platform = "event";
-      event_type = "timer.finished";
-      event_data.entity_id = "timer.felix_10h";
-    };
-    action =
-    [
-      {
-        service = "notify.telegrambot";
-        data = {
-          title = "Zu lange Felix!";
-          message = "Du bist schon 10 Stunden auf Arbeit, geh jetzt gefälligst nach Hause!";
-        };
-      }
-      {
-        service = "homeassistant.turn_on";
-        entity_id =  [
-          "script.buzz_red_led"
-          "script.blitz_10s"
-        ];
-      }
-      { service = "light.turn_on";
-        data = {
-          rgb_color= [255 0 0];
-          effect = "0";
-          entity_id =  [ "light.status_felix" ];
-        };
-      }
-    ];
-  }
-]
diff --git a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/bureau-shutdown.nix b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/bureau-shutdown.nix
index d54d9762a..007f6064a 100644
--- a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/bureau-shutdown.nix
+++ b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/bureau-shutdown.nix
@@ -24,18 +24,10 @@
         };
       }
       {
-        service = "tts.google_say";
-        entity_id =  "media_player.kodi";
-        data = {
-          message = "Willkommen in deinem Lieblingsbüro";
-          language = "de";
-        };
-      }
-      {
         service = "notify.telegrambot";
         data = {
           title = "Bureau Startup";
-          message = "Willkommen {{ trigger.platform }}";
+          message = "Das Büro wurde eröffnet";
         };
       }
     ];
diff --git a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/schlechteluft.nix b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/schlechteluft.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..8787ee280
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/automation/schlechteluft.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,74 @@
+let
+  long_threshold = 30;
+in [
+  {
+    alias = "Bad Air Alarm 60 seconds";
+    trigger =
+    { platform = "numeric_state";
+      entity_id = "sensor.air_quality";
+      above = 1523;
+      for.seconds = 60;
+    };
+    condition = {
+      condition = "and";
+      conditions = [
+        { condition = "state";
+          entity_id = "group.team";
+          state = "home";
+        }
+        { condition = "time";
+          after   = "06:00:00";
+          before  = "20:00:00";
+        }
+      ];
+    };
+
+    action = [
+      { service = "homeassistant.turn_on";
+        entity_id = [
+          "script.schlechteluft"
+        ];
+      }
+    ];
+  }
+  {
+    alias = "Bad Air Alarm ${toString long_threshold} Minutes";
+    trigger =
+    { platform = "numeric_state";
+      entity_id = "sensor.air_quality";
+      above = 1523;
+      for.minutes = long_threshold;
+    };
+    condition = {
+      condition = "and";
+      conditions = [
+        { condition = "state";
+          entity_id = "group.team";
+          state = "home";
+        }
+        { condition = "time";
+          after   = "06:00:00";
+          before  = "20:00:00";
+        }
+      ];
+    };
+
+    action = [
+      { service = "homeassistant.turn_on";
+        entity_id = [
+          "script.schlechteluft"
+        ];
+      }
+      { service = "tts.google_say";
+        entity_id =  "media_player.mpd";
+        data_template = {
+          message = "BEEP BEEP - Die luft ist schon ${toString long_threshold} Minuten schlecht! Student Nummer {{ range(1,500) | random }}, öffne ein Fenster.";
+          language = "de";
+        };
+      }
+      { service = "notify.matrix_notify";
+        data_template.message = "Schlechte Luft Alarm seit ${toString long_threshold} Minuten ({{states.sensor.air_quality.state_with_unit}})!";
+      }
+    ];
+  }
+]
diff --git a/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/combination/10h_timers.nix b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/combination/10h_timers.nix
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..dec5347a6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/makefu/2configs/bureautomation/combination/10h_timers.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,194 @@
+{lib, ... }:
+let
+  persons = [ "frank"  "daniel" "thorsten" "carsten" "thierry" "ecki" "felix"
+  "anthony" # antony
+  "thierry" # tjeri
+  ];
+  random_zu_lange = name: ''{{ [
+    "Du musst jetzt endlich nach Hause gehen ${name}!",
+    "${name} - 10 Stunden sind rum, bald schenkst du den Franzosen deine Lebenszeit",
+    "Nur eine Minute über 10 Stunden kann zu einer Stunde Arbeit für Thorsten werden, ${name}.",
+    "In 10 Minuten kommt dich der Security Mann holen, ${name}",
+    "Das Sandmännchen ist schon vorbei, gleich fallen dir die Augen zu ${name}.",
+    "Wenn ${name} sofort los geht, dann ist er noch rechtzeitig für den Tatort zu Hause.",
+    "${name} muss jetzt gehen, sonst verpasst er die Tagesschau!",
+    "Es ist spät ${name}. Ausstempeln hilft zwar kurzfristig, kann aber zu langfristigen Problemen führen.",
+    "${name}, wenn du nach zehn Stunden nach Hause gehst, muss dir dein Vorgesetzter ein Taxi bestellen",
+    "${name}, wenn du nach zehn Stunden nach Hause gehst, bist du auf dem Rückweg nicht mehr versichert!",
+    "Zu lange, ${name}!" ] | random }}'' ;
+
+
+  random_announce = name: ''{{ [
+    "${name} is in da House",
+    "Ahoi ${name}",
+    "Moinsen ${name}",
+    "Moin Moin ${name}",
+    "Palim, Palim ${name}",
+    "Vorwärts Genosse ${name}",
+    "Gemeinsame Grüße, Genosse ${name}",
+    "Sozialistische Grüße, Genosse ${name}",
+    "Konzentrierte Grüße, Genosse ${name}",
+    "Ach, der ${name} ist auch wieder da...",
+    "Nicht ${name} schon wieder",
+    "Tri tra tralala, der ${name} ist wieder da.",
+    "Na sieh mal einer an, ${name} hat es auch her geschafft",
+    "Wer ist im Büro eingetroffen? ${name} ist es!",
+    "Willkommen in deinem Lieblingsbüro, ${name}.",
+    "Klopf, Klopf, wer ist da? ${name} ist da!",
+    "Messer, Gabel, Schere, Licht sind für kleinen ${name} nicht.",
+    "Ich kenne ein Geheimnis, ${name} ist angekommen",
+    "Wir sind ${name}. Sie werden assimiliert werden",
+    "Achtung, es erfolgt eine Durchsage. ${name} ist eingetroffen",
+    "Die Scanner haben eine dem System bekannte Lebensform mit dem Namen ${name} detektiert",
+    "Das Büro sieht dich, ${name}",
+    "Das Büro riecht dich, ${name}",
+    "Im Kalender von ${name} sind heute acht Meetings eingeplant, von denen zwei bereits verpasst wurden",
+    "Das Postfach von ${name} beinhaltet einhundertachtundzwanzig ungelesene E-Mails.",
+    "Nachricht von Serge: ${name}, bitte melden Sie sich Umgehend bei mir im Büro!",
+    "Luftqualität hat sich durch das Eintreffen von ${name} um zweihunder Punkte verschlechtert, bitte alle Fenster öffnen.",
+    "Die Tür geht auf, wer mag das sein? Schon schreitet hier der ${name} ein. Das Volk, es jubelt, Dirnen schmachten. Fürs Festmahl beginnt man schon zu schlachten. Er wird nur nach dem besten streben! Der ${name}, er soll lange leben!",
+    "${name} arbeitet gern für seinen Konzern",
+    "${name} ist nur froh im Großraumbüro",
+    "Für ${name} ist die schönste Zeit ... die Arbeit",
+    "Ein Fleißbienchen für ${name} zum rechtzeitigen Erscheinen im Büro",
+    "${name} ist heute wohl doch nicht im Office Home",
+    "${name} ist bereit für einen Tag voller Meetings",
+    "Und es startet für ${name} wieder ein Tag im Paradies",
+    "Lieber ${name}, Markus Keck hat dich bereits drei mal Versucht anzurufen!",
+    "Trotz schwerer Männergrippe ist ${name} heute im Büro erschienen.",
+    "${name} kenne keine Parteien mehr, ${name} kenne nur noch Arbeitsplätze",
+    "${