4 files changed, 117 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/evan/Makefile b/evan/Makefile
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+.PHONY: infect
+INSTALL_DIR = /root/bin
+infect:
+	mkdir -p ${INSTALL_DIR}
+	cp evan ${INSTALL_DIR}
+	cp evan-startup /etc/init.d/evan
+	update-rc.d evan start
+
diff --git a/evan/evan b/evan/evan
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+++ b/evan/evan
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+#!/bin/bash
+SATZ_LISTE=/root/evan/satz-liste
+p="${noise_pitch-10}"
+v="${noise_lang-de}"
+k="${noise_capital-0}"
+a="${noise_amplitude-100}"
+g="${noise_gap-1}"
+RND_DELAY=10000
+#set -x
+function helpme ()
+{
+  cat << EOF 
+  $0 [-d]
+    -d   -- daemonize
+    -h   -- this help file
+EOF
+  exit 0
+}
+
+[ "${1:-}" = "-h" ] && helpme
+
+while true
+do
+  espeak -v $v -p $p -k $k -a $a -g $g "`shuf \"$SATZ_LISTE\" | tail -1`"
+  [ ! "${1:-}" = "-d" ] && exit 0   # break if not daemonized
+  sleep $((${RANDOM}%${RND_DELAY}))
+done
diff --git a/evan/evan-startup b/evan/evan-startup
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+++ b/evan/evan-startup
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+#! /bin/sh
+#
+### BEGIN INIT INFO
+# Provides:          evan
+# Required-Start:    $remote_fs $network
+# Required-Stop:     $remote_fs $network
+# Should-Start:      $syslog $named
+# Should-Stop:       $syslog
+# Default-Start:     2 3 4 5
+# Default-Stop:      0 1 6
+# Short-Description: Start evan daemons
+# Description:       
+
+### END INIT INFO
+#
+# Based on Lubomir Bulej's Redhat init script.
+
+DAEMON="/root/bin/evan"
+PIDFILE="/var/lock/evan"
+NAME="evan"
+DESC="evan daemons"
+TCONF="/etc/evan"
+
+test -f $DAEMON || exit 0
+
+[ -r /etc/default/evan ] && . /etc/default/evan
+
+
+start() {
+  [ -e $PIDFILE ] && echo "$PIDFILE already exists" && return 
+  $DAEMON $EXTRA -d "$@" &
+  echo $(($$+1)) > $PIDFILE #TODO fix this ugly hack!
+}
+stop() {
+  [ ! -e $PIDFILE ] && echo "$PIDFILE does not exist" && return
+  kill `cat $PIDFILE`
+  rm $PIDFILE
+}
+
+reload() {
+  echo "do nothing"
+  # do nothing
+}
+
+restart() {
+  stop "$@"
+  start "$@"
+}
+
+case "$1" in
+  start)
+    echo -n "Starting $DESC:" 
+    start
+  ;;
+  stop)
+    echo -n "Stopping $DESC:" 
+    stop
+  ;;
+  reload|force-reload)
+    echo -n "Reloading $DESC configuration:" 
+    reload
+  ;;
+  restart)
+    echo -n "Restarting $DESC:" 
+    restart
+  ;;
+  *)
+    echo "Usage: /etc/init.d/$NAME {start|stop|reload|restart|force-reload}"
+    exit 1
+  ;;
+esac
+echo "done"
+exit 0
diff --git a/evan/satz-liste b/evan/satz-liste
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+wenn ich meinen erzeugten abfall vor dem nach hause gehen beseitige steigt mein soziales ansehen
+bringe eine pflanze mit
+ein sauberer scheck ist ein guter scheck
+auch du weißt wie man den geschirrspüler einräumt
+wer die toilette putzt kommt in den himmel
+der große bruder sieht es gerne wenn die genossen die vereinsräume in stand halten
+henry der staubsauger saugt für dich
+muelltrennung bringt gutes karma
+saubere mitglieder sind glückliche mitglieder