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diff --git a/.graveyard/bigeye/bigeyed b/.graveyard/bigeye/bigeyed
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+#! /bin/sh
+#
+# usage: bigeyed
+# 
+
+set -euf
+
+mkdir -vp /tmp/bigeye
+cd /tmp/bigeye
+
+cleanup() {
+  test -n "$spid" && kill -9 $spid && spid=
+}
+
+port=`touch /dev/bigeye 2>/dev/null && rm /dev/bigeye && echo 3 || echo 3333`
+
+#python -m http.server $port & server=$!
+python -m SimpleHTTPServer $port & spid=$?
+trap cleanup EXIT HUP INT QUIT TERM
+
+base64 -d>favicon.ico<<EOF
+AAABAAEAICAQAAEABADoAgAAFgAAACgAAAAgAAAAQAAAAAEABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAVQAAAKoAAABVVQAAVVVVAP9VVQCqqgAAqqqqAP+qqgD//6oAVf//AKr//wD///8A
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnHzMd3REQAAAAABERERHm8nMx3REQAAAAAAAAERERHmXx3dEAAAAAAAAAAAA
+R0REzMREQAAAAzNLu0BAAAR0RMxEQAAAMzMURES7REAARHfEQAADMzNERERERLtEAAR3RAAAMzBE
+R3dwRABEtEAER0AAMzgER3d3e0REAEtEAEQAAzGwRHMzAAAHREADtEAEAAMbBEcwAAAAAHdEADtE
+AAAxS0RzAAEAAAALdEAztEADNERHMAAQAAAAALdDA7tAE0S0swAAABEAAAAHdDS7RBNLRLMAAAEA
+ERAQC3M0N4QzS0tzABAQAAAAAQB0AEeHNEtLcBARABAAEAAAdDBHhBRLR3ABF1VVEREAAXRESIRE
+S0dwF3FQUVUREAF0REiEd3d3wQVZQVVBQUEIh3iZhIfMzMwFlRRVVBQUC3x4iYQHd8fMAJFRQUFB
+QAt6R0uEB8d0vIAJFBQUFAC3x0S7hAd4dEzIAVVBQUALd6REukcAd3hEzMgVFBQAt3dES6RAcAe4
+hEd8yIiIjLd4SEtEAGcHe8xEd3fMjHd3hEzEQABmcES4hERHd3fHdETLRAAMJmYERIiIRERERESZ
+tEAAzBEWYARMnIiIiIiIm0QADMchEXYAREnJycnMy0RADMybARISYABEREREtEREAMzJexAhIWEA
+AERERERAAAzMebsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA==
+EOF
+
+hostname="`hostname`"
+blink() {
+  date="`date --rfc-3339=s`"
+  echo $date
+  # nobody will ever need more than 3 frames to initialize!
+  frame=4
+  device="/dev/`cd /sys/class/video4linux && ls | head -n 1`"
+  mplayer -frames $frame -quiet \
+      -vo jpeg \
+      -tv driver=v4l2:device=$device \
+      tv:// #1>/dev/null 2>/dev/null
+  mv 0000000$frame.jpg  index.jpg
+  cat>00000001.html<<EOF
+    <!doctyle html>
+    <META HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH" CONTENT="2">
+    <style type="text/css">
+      body {
+        background-color: black;
+        color: white;
+        font-family: monospace;
+      }
+    </style>
+    <title>$hostname's bigeye</title>
+    <p>$date</p>
+    <p><img src="index.jpg" alt="ZOMBIECANCER" /></p>
+EOF
+  mv 00000001.html index.html
+}
+
+while blink; do
+  sleep 1
+done
+