noise: RIP

30 files changed, 796 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/cat b/.graveyard/noise/modules/cat
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..e090acba
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/cat
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  (*)
+    while read line ; do
+      case "$line" in
+        (/quit)
+          break 2
+        ;;
+        (*)
+          echo "[$line]"
+      esac
+    done
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/chat b/.graveyard/noise/modules/chat
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..e5badc36
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/chat
@@ -0,0 +1,33 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo send text to everyone with @@ prepended ;;
+  (/nick)
+    echo set nick to $2
+    echo /set chat_nick $2 >$NOISE_linefeed;;
+  (/names)
+    cd /tmp/noise
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    channel="$chat_channel"
+    echo "Users in channel $channel"
+    for client in * ; do
+      . $client/environment
+       chat_nick="${chat_nick-$client}"
+       if test "$channel" = "$chat_channel" && test "$default_command" = chat ; then
+       	 echo "$chat_nick"
+       fi
+       unset chat_nick
+       unset chat_channel
+       unset default_command 
+    done  ;; 
+  (*)   
+    cd /tmp/noise
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    
+    echo "/send_to_channel $chat_channel $nick: $*" > $NOISE_linefeed
+      
+ 
+    #echo /wall @@ $* >$NOISE_linefeed
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/date b/.graveyard/noise/modules/date
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..8cd1b0c1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/date
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  (*)
+    date --rfc-3339=s
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/echo b/.graveyard/noise/modules/echo
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..344dd963
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/echo
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  (*)
+    echo "$*"
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/ein_mal_eins b/.graveyard/noise/modules/ein_mal_eins
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..e21612a5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/ein_mal_eins
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+#! /bin/bash
+
+R() {
+  echo "`od -t d -N 1 /dev/urandom | sed -n '1s/^[0-9]\+ \+//p'` % $@" | bc
+}
+
+
+
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo Stellt eine einfache Aufgabe ;;
+  (*)
+    a="`R 69`"
+    b="`R 69`"
+    op="`echo "\
+Was ist, A hoch B
+Was ist, A plus B
+Was ist, A minus B
+Was ist, A mal B
+Was ist, sinus von 0
+Was ist, Pi halbe mal 2
+Was ist, 2 hoch 8
+Was ist, 2 hoch 16
+Was ist, 2 hoch 32
+Was ist, 42 geteilt durch Pi mal 100
+Was ist, l n von 1
+Was ist, 42
+Was ist, 23
+Starte den Server neu
+Löte ein Kabel an einen Kompjuter
+Was ist, A geteilt durch B"`"
+    o="$(R `echo "$op" | wc -l` + 1)"
+
+    aufgabe=`echo "$op" | sed -n "$o{s/A/$a/;s/B/$b/;p}"`
+    
+    echo "/espeak -v Löse die Aufgabe: $aufgabe?" >$NOISE_linefeed
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/espeak b/.graveyard/noise/modules/espeak
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..815d9d99
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/espeak
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+print_var() {
+  echo "$1 = $2"
+}
+
+speak() {
+  p="${noise_pitch-100}"
+  v="${noise_lang-de}"
+  k="${noise_capital-0}"
+  a="${noise_amplitude-600}"
+  g="${noise_gap-1}"
+  if test "$debug" = true; then
+    print_var pitch $p
+    print_var lang $v
+    print_var capital $k
+    print_var amplitude $a
+    print_var gap $g
+  fi
+  if test "$verbose" = true; then
+    echo "espeak: $@"
+  fi
+  #echo "espeak -p \"$pitch\" -v \"$lang\" \"$*\"" >&2
+  (espeak --stdout -a $a -k $k -p $p -v $v -g $g | aplay)<<EOF
+$*
+EOF
+}
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo say something with espeak ;;
+  (-d|--debug) shift; debug=true speak "$@";;
+  (-v|--verbose) shift; verbose=true speak "$@";;
+  (*) speak "$@";;
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/help b/.graveyard/noise/modules/help
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..0763f3a0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/help
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (-*) : ;; # ignore all options
+  ('') { for directory in `echo "$NOISE_PATH" | tr : \ ` ; do
+          for module in "$directory"/* ; do
+            echo `basename "$module"` `$module --help`
+          done 2>/dev/null
+        done
+        ## print all documented built-in commands
+        sed -n 's:^noise_\([a-z]\+\)() { # \(.\+\)\?$:\1 \2:p' "$NOISE"
+    } | sort | uniq | sed -n '
+      $s/$//
+      s:^\([a-z]\+\) \(.\+\):type /\1 to \2:p' ;;
+  (*)
+    ## call
+    for directory in `echo "$NOISE_PATH" | tr : \ ` ; do
+      for module in "$directory/$1" ; do
+        if test -e $module ; then
+          shift
+          exec $module --help --verbose "$@" 2>&1
+        fi
+      done
+    done
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/join b/.graveyard/noise/modules/join
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..68afcb66
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/join
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo set default_command to chat and join channel ;;
+  (*)
+    . /tmp/noise/$NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    echo /send_to_channel "${1-#23}" "$nick" joined the channel >$NOISE_linefeed
+    echo /set default_command chat >$NOISE_linefeed
+    echo /set chat_channel "${1-#23}" >$NOISE_linefeed
+    echo " joined channel ${1-#23}" 
+    echo  /part to go back to espeak ;;
+
+
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/lang b/.graveyard/noise/modules/lang
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..07b6802e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/lang
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help)
+    echo "set language or list available languages" ;;
+  (list)
+    espeak --voices | sed -n '1!p' | awk '{\
+        printf"/lang %s set lang to %s\n",$2,$4
+    }' ;;
+  ('')
+    echo /set lang >$NOISE_linefeed ;;
+  (*)
+    if test -z "$2" ; then
+      echo /set lang "$1"
+    else
+      echo /set lang "$1"
+      shift
+      echo "$*"
+      echo /set lang "${noise_lang-de}"
+    fi >$NOISE_linefeed
+esac
+
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/licht b/.graveyard/noise/modules/licht
new file mode 120000
index 00000000..7f170fe2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/licht
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+/krebs/god/licht
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/mpc b/.graveyard/noise/modules/mpc
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..20abf19b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/mpc
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) 
+    case "$2" in
+      (--verbose) mpc --help ;;
+      (*) echo access mpd
+    esac ;;
+  (*)
+    ##echo test-module called with following arguments: "$@"
+    ## send command for re-evaluation:
+    ##echo /espeak test >$NOISE_linefeed
+    MPD_HOST=filebitch.shack mpc $@
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/names b/.graveyard/noise/modules/names
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..f5922064
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/names
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo send text to everyone with @@ prepended ;;
+  (*)
+    cd /tmp/noise
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    if test "$default_command" != chat ; then exit ; fi
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    channel="${1-$chat_channel}"
+    echo "Users in channel $channel"
+    for client in * ; do
+      . $client/environment
+       chat_nick="${chat_nick-$client}"
+       if test "$channel" = "$chat_channel" && test "$default_command" = chat ; then
+       	 echo "$chat_nick"
+       fi
+       unset chat_nick
+       unset chat_channel
+       unset default_command
+    done 
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/nick b/.graveyard/noise/modules/nick
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..5ed1e9d9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/nick
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo send text to everyone with @@ prepended ;;
+  (*)
+    . /tmp/noise/$NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    echo /send_to_channel $chat_channel $nick is now known as $1 > $NOISE_linefeed
+    echo /set chat_nick $1 >$NOISE_linefeed;;
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/overlord b/.graveyard/noise/modules/overlord
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..ded8627a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/overlord
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+set -euf
+
+# cd //
+cd $(dirname $(readlink -f $0))/../..
+
+case "${1---help}" in
+  --help)
+    echo "Make an announcement! Usage: /overlord <text>"
+  ;;
+  *)
+    exec god/overlord/index "$@"
+  ;;
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/part b/.graveyard/noise/modules/part
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..d35ac501
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/part
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo leave chat mode ;;
+  (*)
+    . /tmp/noise/$NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}" 
+    
+    echo "/send_to_channel $chat_channel $nick has quit ${*-no reason}" > $NOISE_linefeed   
+
+    echo /set default_command espeak >$NOISE_linefeed
+    echo "disabled chat mode (set back to espeak)" ;;
+
+
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/ping b/.graveyard/noise/modules/ping
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..acf2529f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/ping
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+cd /tmp/noise
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  ('')
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    ping_timestamp=${ping_timestamp-0}
+    ping_challenger=${ping_challenger-0}
+    if test $ping_challenger != 0 ; then
+      echo There is already a ping challange running
+    else
+      timestamp=`date +%s%N`
+      for client in * ; do
+        echo /ping $NOISE_pid $timestamp >$client/linefeed &
+      done
+    fi
+  ;;
+  (*)
+    echo "/set -q ping_timestamp $2" >$NOISE_pid/linefeed
+    if test $NOISE_pid != $1 ; then
+      echo "/set -q ping_challenger $1" >$NOISE_pid/linefeed
+      echo "PING?"
+    fi
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/play b/.graveyard/noise/modules/play
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..180c1e0c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/play
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (--help)
+    echo "play an audio file" ;;
+  (*)
+    exec 2>&1
+    ffs='wav mp3 ogg asf flac'
+    
+    if test -z "$*" ; then
+      ls $HOME/noise/samples | sed '
+          s:\.\('"`echo "$ffs" | tr \  \|`"'\)$: \1:
+          s:^:/play :
+          s:.*:&:
+      '
+    else
+      for i in $ffs ; do
+        f=$HOME/noise/samples/$1.$i
+        test -f "$f" &&
+            case "$i" in
+              wav) aplay "$f" & ;;
+                *) mplayer "$f" & ;;
+            esac && break 
+      done || cat<<EOF
+\
+Keine Audiodatei mit dem Namen
+
+  $1.EXT
+
+gefunden... am besten gleich uploaden:
+
+  scp NAME shack@shack.shack:$HOME/noise/samples/
+
+folgende Dateiendungen werden erkannt: $ffs
+EOF
+    fi
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/pong b/.graveyard/noise/modules/pong
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..eb2df46d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/pong
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+cd /tmp/noise
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  ('')
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    ping_timestamp=${ping_timestamp-0}
+    ping_challenger=${ping_challenger-0}
+    if test $ping_challenger = 0 ; then
+      echo There is no ping challange running
+    else
+      timestamp=`date +%s%N`
+      echo /pong $NOISE_pid $timestamp >$ping_challenger/linefeed
+      ## reset ping TODO /unset
+      echo /set -q ping_timestamp 0 >$NOISE_pid/linefeed
+      echo /set -q ping_challenger 0 >$NOISE_pid/linefeed
+    fi
+  ;;
+  (*)
+    . $1/environment
+    # XXX is attendee the right counterpart to 'challenger'?
+    attendee_nick=$chat_nick
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    time=`echo "scale=3; ($2 - $ping_timestamp)/10^9" | bc`
+    echo "PONG! $attendee_nick ${time}s"
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/query b/.graveyard/noise/modules/query
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..ceeff8a5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/query
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo send a message to a specific user ;;
+  (*)   
+    cd /tmp/noise
+    . $NOISE_pid/environment
+    nick="${chat_nick-$NOISE_pid}"
+    target="$1"
+    shift
+    for client in * ; do
+       . $client/environment
+       if test "$target" = "${chat_nick-$client}" ; then
+       	 echo "/echo <-- $nick: $*" > $client/linefeed
+       	 echo "--> $target: $*"
+         exit
+       fi
+       unset chat_channel 
+      
+    done   
+
+    echo "$nick not found"
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/send_to_channel b/.graveyard/noise/modules/send_to_channel
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..4a0470af
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/send_to_channel
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) : ;;
+  (*)   
+    cd /tmp/noise
+    channel="$1"
+    shift
+    for client in * ; do
+       . $client/environment
+       if test "$channel" = "$chat_channel" && test "$default_command" = chat ; then
+       	 echo "/echo $*" > $client/linefeed
+       fi
+       unset chat_channel 
+      
+    done   
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/sendmail b/.graveyard/noise/modules/sendmail
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..182d96e3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/sendmail
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+#!/usr/bin/python
+import os,sys,smtplib,string
+'''
+  Mail Plugin for the noise telnet suite
+  See: http://docs.python.org/library/smtplib.html
+  Author: Felix
+'''
+
+# help
+if len(sys.argv) == 2:
+    if sys.argv[1] == "--help":
+      print "send an e-mail ( \"TO(s)\" \"SUBJECT\" [string instead of EOF])"
+      sys.exit(0)
+
+# sanity 
+if len(sys.argv) <= 2:
+  print "wrong number of parameters, see help"
+  sys.exit(1)
+
+# write variables 
+# check of EOF
+if len(sys.argv) == 4 : 
+  EOFstring="%s\n"% sys.argv[3]
+else:
+  EOFstring="EOF\n"
+
+fromaddr=u"Karl Koch<shockspasm@googlemail.com>"
+toaddrs=sys.argv[1]
+subject=sys.argv[2]
+
+
+#write header:
+msg = u"From: %s\r\nTo: %s\r\nSubject: %s\r\n\r\n" % (fromaddr, toaddrs,subject)
+print "Write your text now, finish with %s" % EOFstring
+sys.stdout.flush() # flushing is important to make sure the line is written
+
+while 1:
+  try:
+    line = sys.stdin.readline()
+    if line == EOFstring:
+      break
+    msg = msg + line
+  except EOFError:
+    break
+
+msg = msg + "[!] Written with NOISE telnet"
+
+print "Thank you for your message! Delivering it now..."
+sys.stdout.flush()
+server = smtplib.SMTP('localhost')
+#server.set_debuglevel(1)
+server.sendmail(fromaddr,toaddrs.split(','),msg)
+server.quit()
+print "mail send successfully"
+sys.exit(0)
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/shackstatus b/.graveyard/noise/modules/shackstatus
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..a5058f0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/shackstatus
@@ -0,0 +1,104 @@
+#! /bin/bash
+
+main() {
+  case "$1" in
+    (--help)
+      echo "report status of all shack services."
+    ;;
+    (*)
+      test "$(dig +short localhost     @10.42.0.10 )" = "127.0.0.1" &&
+          STAT_DNS_I="läuft" || STAT_DNS_I="antwortet nicht"
+      test "$(dig +short shackspace.de @10.42.0.10 )" = "141.31.176.214" &&
+          STAT_DNS_E="läuft" || STAT_DNS_E="antwortet nicht"
+      test "$(dig +short shackspace.de @141.31.176.214 )" = "141.31.176.214" &&
+          STAT_DNS_X="läuft"|| STAT_DNS_X="antwortet nicht"
+  
+      STAT_LINE=$(ping -c 5 -i 0.2 -q 141.31.176.214 |
+          awk '/packet loss/ { print 100-$6}' )
+  
+      cat <<-EOF >$NOISE_linefeed
+        /set pitch 10
+        /espeak -v Hallo - Ich bin Krebs.
+        /espeak -v Heute ist `wochentag`, der `tag`  --- `monat` -- `date +%Y`
+        /zeit
+        /espeak -v tcheck der systeme:
+        /espeak -v Energie versorgung -- aktiv
+        /espeak -v shackhost -- läuft
+        /espeak -v telnet    -- läuft
+        /espeak -v interner - D N S -- interne - do-mejn -- $STAT_DNS_I
+        /espeak -v interner - D N S -- externe - do-mejn -- $STAT_DNS_E
+        /espeak -v externer - D N S - $STAT_DNS_X
+        /espeak -v Leitungsqualität - $STAT_LINE prozent.
+        /temp
+        /espeak -v krebs kompjuting bereit
+	EOF
+    ;;
+  esac 2>&1
+}
+
+wochentag() {
+  case $(date +%a) in
+    (Mon) echo Montag     ;;
+    (Tue) echo Dienstag   ;;
+    (Wed) echo Mittwoch   ;;
+    (Thu) echo Donnerstag ;;
+    (Fri) echo Freitag    ;;
+    (Sat) echo Samstag    ;;
+    (Sun) echo Sonntag    ;;
+  esac
+}
+
+tag() {
+  case $(date +%d) in
+    (1)  echo erste    ;;
+    (2)  echo zweite   ;;
+    (3)  echo dritte   ;;
+    (4)  echo vierte   ;;
+    (5)  echo fünfte   ;;
+    (6)  echo sechste  ;;
+    (7)  echo siebte   ;;
+    (8)  echo achte    ;;
+    (9)  echo neunte   ;;
+    (10) echo zehnte   ;;
+    (11) echo elfte    ;;
+    (12) echo zwölfte  ;;
+    (13) echo dreizehnte ;;
+    (14) echo vierzehnte ;;
+    (15) echo fünfzehnte ;;
+    (16) echo sechzehnte ;;
+    (17) echo siebzehnte ;;
+    (18) echo achtzehnte ;;
+    (19) echo neunzehnte ;;
+    (20) echo zwanzigste ;;
+    (21) echo einundzwanzigste    ;;
+    (22) echo zweiundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (23) echo dreiundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (24) echo vierundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (25) echo füfundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (26) echo sechsundzwanzigste  ;;
+    (27) echo siebenundzwanzigste ;;
+    (28) echo achtundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (29) echo neunundzwanzigste   ;;
+    (30) echo dreissigste         ;;
+    (31) echo einunddreissigste   ;;
+  esac
+}
+
+monat() {
+  case $(date +%b) in
+    (Jan) echo Januar    ;;
+    (Feb) echo Februar   ;;
+    (Mar) echo März      ;;
+    (Apr) echo April     ;;
+    (May) echo Mai       ;;
+    (Jun) echo Juni      ;;
+    (Jul) echo Juli      ;;
+    (Aug) echo August    ;;
+    (Sep) echo September ;;
+    (Oct) echo Oktober   ;;
+    (Nov) echo November  ;;
+    (Dec) echo Dezember  ;;
+  esac
+}
+
+main "$@"
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/sleep b/.graveyard/noise/modules/sleep
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..89712cac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/sleep
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo "pause for NUMBER seconds" ;;
+  (*)
+    if echo "$1" | grep -Eq '^([0-9]+(\.[0-9]*)?|[0-9]*\.[0-9]+)$' ; then
+      sleep "$1"
+    else
+      echo 'FAIL: $1 is not a number'
+    fi
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/stream b/.graveyard/noise/modules/stream
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..476ffff9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/stream
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+sudo -u krebs /krebs/streams/streams "$@"
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/temp b/.graveyard/noise/modules/temp
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..a11c3720
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/temp
@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+#! /bin/bash
+
+temper=/krebs/temper/temper
+
+main() {
+  case "${1--K}" in
+    (--help)
+      echo "report temperature in K, °C, °R, or °F."
+      exit
+    ;;
+    (-C|--celsius)    unit='Grad Zelsius'   ; formula='x - 273.15'       ;;
+    (-F|--fahrenheit) unit='Grad Fahrenheit'; formula='x * 9/5 - 459.67' ;;
+    (-R|--rankine)    unit='Grad Renkin'    ; formula='x * 9/5'          ;;
+    (-K|--kelvin)     unit='Kelvin'         ; formula='x'                ;;
+    (*)
+      echo 'Error 1: you are made of stupid!'
+      exit 23
+    ;;
+  esac
+  if test -f $temper -a -x $temper; then
+    espeak_inside `inside_temp "$formula"` $unit
+  fi
+  espeak_outside `outside_temp "$formula"` $unit
+}
+
+## temp [<formula with temperature as x>]
+## Echo temperature in K.  If formula is given then return that result instead.
+inside_temp() {
+  echo "scale=2; x=`$temper` + 273.15; ${1-x}" | bc
+}
+
+outside_temp() {
+  echo "scale=2; x=`dig +short txt outside.elwood.temp.citecs.de |
+          sed 's/^"DEG \([0-9]\+\.[0-9]\+\)"$/\1/'
+       ` + 273.15; ${1-x}" | bc
+}
+
+espeak_inside()  { echo Die Krebs-tempera-tur beträgt $@ | to_espeak; }
+espeak_outside() { echo Die Außen-tempera-tur beträgt $@ | to_espeak; }
+
+to_espeak() {
+  sed '
+    s/\(\.[0-9]\)0\+/\1/g
+    s/\(\.[0-9]\)\([0-9]\)[0-9]*/ \1 \2 /;
+    s/^-/minus /;
+    s/\./ komma /;
+  ' | tee $NOISE_linefeed
+}
+
+main "$@"
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/test b/.graveyard/noise/modules/test
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..2c0b8e0d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/test
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+
+case "$1" in
+  (--help) echo do some test-module related stuff ;;
+  (*)
+    
+    echo -n ">> "    
+    read TEST
+    if [ $TEST == 'q' ]; then exit; fi
+    echo /wall @@ $TEST >$NOISE_linefeed
+    #sleep 1
+    #sleep 1; echo /test >$NOISE_linefeed &
+esac
diff --git a/.graveyard/noise/modules/twitter b/.graveyard/noise/modules/twitter
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..26982525
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.graveyard/noise/modules/twitter
@@ -0,0 +1,125 @@
+#!/usr/bin/python
+#encode=utf8
+
+#print "TODO Bug Robert to implement Twitter-OAuth!"
+#exit(1)
+import sys
+
+#sys.path.append("/usr/local/lib/")
+
+import twitter, os, pwd
+
+#os.getlogin = lambda: pwd.getpwuid(os.getuid())[0]
+
+sys.stderr = sys.stdout
+
+def shorten(text):
+	
+	text = text.replace("about ", "~")
+	text = text.replace("an", "1")
+	text = text.replace(" minutes", "m")
+	text = text.replace(" minute", "m")
+	text = text.replace(" hours", "h")
+	text = text.replace(" hour", "h")
+	text = text.replace(" seconds", "s")
+	text = text.replace(" second", "s")
+	text = text.replace(" days", "d")
+	text = text.replace(" day", "d")
+	text = text.replace(" weeks", "w")
+	text = text.replace(" week", "w")
+	text = text.replace(" years", "y")
+	text = text.replace(" year", "y")
+	text = text.replace(" ago", "")
+	text = text.replace("a", "1")
+	return text
+	
+
+def parse(text):
+	text = text.replace("\n","")
+	t = text.split(" ")
+	new = ""
+	for piece in t:
+		escape = ""
+		if piece.startswith("@"):
+			escape = ""
+			if piece[1:].lower() == "shackspam" or piece[1:].lower() == "shackspace":
+				escape = ""
+				
+		elif piece.startswith("#"):
+			escape = ""
+		elif piece.startswith("http://"):
+			escape = ""
+		if escape:
+			new += escape + piece + " "
+		else:
+			new += piece + " "
+
+	return new
+
+if len(sys.argv) > 1 and sys.argv[1] == "--help":
+	print "read or post to the shackspam twitter timeline"
+	if len(sys.argv) == 3 and sys.argv[2] == "--verbose":
+		print "call without parameters to read"
+		print "use /twitter [your tweet] to tweet something to the shackspam twitter timeline"
+	exit()	
+
+
+
+api = twitter.Api("Z7f9npE5ixvZ0lMCHDZBOg", "8z0gyfOABar1HxKvqL6fYXLqRFUPLQ9OOzDFt7Q4F4", "139766258-94TGPvNsJ8tYVv68eZewfXOIyDvRCWdycNlUgHrs", "NRnDQZPCoLrDizFvakZkSWgoG4vgGuT3OOMChSfiI")
+
+#api.SetXTwitterHeaders("Shackspace UTTERANCE","","0.00.0.01.42")
+
+if len(sys.argv) > 1:
+	
+	
+	tweet = u""
+	
+	for t in sys.argv[1:]:
+		tweet += t.decode("utf8") + u" "
+	tweet = tweet[:-1]
+
+	print u"Length: " + str(len(tweet)) + u""
+
+	if len(tweet) > 140:
+		print u"Your Tweet must be shorter than 140 characters.\n"
+		exit()
+	
+	status = api.PostUpdate(tweet)
+	
+	
+	
+
+else:	
+	"""print "\tshackspace tweets:"
+	for i in api.GetUserTimeline():
+		i.text = parse(i.text)
+		print ("" + i.user.screen_name + " " + i.GetRelativeCreatedAt() + " " + i.text).encode("utf8").replace("\n"," ")
+	
+	print "\n\tfriends tweets"
+	"""
+	a = api.GetFriendsTimeline()
+	a.reverse()
+	for i in a:
+		text = i.text
+		ilen = len(i.user.screen_name) + len(shorten(i.GetRelativeCreatedAt())) + 2 
+		if i.user.screen_name.lower() == "shackspace" or i.user.screen_name.lower() == "shackspam":
+			info = "" + i.user.screen_name + " " + shorten(i.GetRelativeCreatedAt()) + "" 
+		else:
+			info = "" + i.user.screen_name +